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Val
Esway: on booking
& getting booked
I've booked shows from both sides of the phone: A few thoughts on booking
and getting booked.
As
an independent musician, I've booked my own shows and tours since 1996.
Recently, I had the opportunity to book shows from the other end of the
phone - as the booker of the Stork Club,
a small eclectic bar in downtown Oakland. This was a wonderful opportunity
to become more involved in my local music community, and it was also a
huge learning experience.
Here
are some tips for musicians:
Try
to remember when calling a booker or promoter, that you are one of dozens,
hundreds even, of people trying to reach a single person. You
may have heard this before, but it can't be stressed enough - bookers
are underpaid and overworked. You are one of dozens, even hundreds of
people trying to reach a single person. Start things off in a nicer way
and show that you consider the fact that bookers have needs too. Unfortunately,
patience and professionalism alone won't change the fact that bookers
don't return phone calls unless they have a gig to offer you. This leads
to my next point…
Only
the persistent shall get the gig. The sooner you accept this
and decide not to take it personally, the better off you'll be. Persistence
with professionalism and politeness pay off.
Note: There is a difference between polite persistence and being a pest!
Leaving five increasingly irritated messages per week, especially during
non-booking hours, is not going to make a booker call you back any faster,
if at all.
Generally, a booker does not have the time or the budget to call you back
(especially if it's a long distance call) to tell you that no, s(h)e does
not have the date you're requesting for your tour. If you had called during
their hours and got them on the phone, they would've told you that. Leaving
excessive messages tends only to make a negative impression, which won't
bode well for your next tour or show. If a booker hasn't responded to
your inquiry for a show on your tour, leave a polite message saying you'll
follow up with them the next time, encouraging them to listen to your
CD anyway, and keep you in mind if a cancellation should arise.
Respect
deadlines: It can be a frustrating dance trying to get bookers
on the phone, but it is far more effective to do the dance during the
appropriate times. I know it's tricky booking a tour, but don't expect
a gig to be confirmed as fast as you'd like. My band, Ramona the Pest,
recently played the Casbah in San Diego on a Monday night, and ended up
playing a sold-out show opening for Flogging Molly & The Blue Meanies.
It took me two months of phoning the booker during his requested hours
before the show was confirmed, but it was worth it.
When
planning a tour, it's a good idea to begin making calls at
least 3 months in advance. Even though some bookers won't confirm anything
that early, it's better to get a head start than to miss out. That's why
when I'm in the early planning stages of a tour, I make every effort to
contact the booker to inquire about the basics: How far in advance do
you book? Are you likely to book my kind of music? What nights of the
week do you have music? These questions help you narrow down your choices
and save valuable time and resources. Often you can simply call the bar
during regular hours and whoever answers the phone can give you this information.
I can't tell you how many press kits I've received in mid-January from
a band attempting to book a show for mid-February. This is a waste of
a band's resources. And no, I'm not going to call back to tell them that!
A good
rule of thumb to remember is that it takes a booker a minimum of 3-4 weeks
to review your press kit. Additionally, I like to make initial inquiries
in the early planning stages of a tour, so I can mention the band's name
and ask the booker to keep an eye out for the press kit. I also like to
write on the outside of the package, along with my return address, something
to the effect of "…touring your area March 12-16…."
So
I didn't call you back. Please don't take it personally! Here's what I
deal with in an average day. Speaking from experience, an average
4-hour booking shift for me could go something like this: review the 30
plus messages since my last booking day. Write down all messages and determine
which ones merit my attention.
Several
calls are questions that easily could have been answered by using simple
common sense, such as "What's the address of the club, so I can send a
press kit?" Answer: look it up.
Next,
I deal with calls from local or out of town bands that've sent press kits
and are looking to fill specific dates without having any idea what my
deadlines are. Regardless of whether it's an upcoming date or two months
from now, if the date is not available, I simply don't have time to return
that call.
Several
calls are from people who leave out pertinent information such as their
name, the band's name, their phone number, and the specific date or month
in question ("Do you have anything on the 5th?"). So while I'm weeding
through the messages and returning the phone calls, I'm also listening
to demos for an average of 2-3 minutes each, while racking my brain trying
to think of the perfect fitting band to book you with.
Some
of the messages are simple reminders from bands: "Hi, this is So & So
from the band Super Rock Stars... we enjoyed playing there last week and
please keep us in mind for future bookings." There's nothing wrong with
these calls, and I appreciate the reminder, but this person might be one
of 10 people calling to say the same thing, so I will keep them in mind,
but I won't necessarily call them back.
Several
messages are from people canceling shows that are happening within the
next 2-3 weeks. In addition to calling more bands to find a replacement
on short notice, I now have to fax updates out to my 15-20 different press
outlets.
All
of these examples, thus far, don't need a return call.
Next,
I've got several phone calls that I DO need to return - to discuss or
confirm gigs that have already been penciled in. While all this is happening,
it's keeping me from doing my other day to day tasks like listening to
demos, booking the calendar for whatever month I'm working on, and writing
press releases for upcoming shows to help generate an audience. Did I
forget to mention that while all this is going on, the phone is ringing
off the hook, and that I can focus on any of this for about two minutes?
And by the way, if it happens that during this time that So & So from
the Super Rock Stars calls and GETS ME ON THE PHONE to inquire about a
gig, since I've got my calendar in front of me, I'm highly likely to book
them if I can find an appropriate slot. Now I'm sure you get the picture
and you're not taking it personally that I didn't return your four phone
calls. Survival of the fittest, baby.
You
and your booker: a few possible scenarios:
Scenario
1: So & So from Super Rock Stars calls and I have a vague memory
of listening to their demo three months ago, but I can't exactly remember
how they sound-they are 1 of 50 bands I book per month. So I ask them
to refresh my memory as to their sound, so I can find them an appropriate
booking. They have no idea how to describe their sound, because really,
they are so fresh and unique. Really I understand, but how about saying
something like "Power pop in the vein of Green Day "or" Art rock. At least
then I've got a clue. This helps me avoid booking you with a death-metal
band if you're a folkie. It's ok to offer suggestions; you may not get
what you want, but it certainly doesn't hurt to ask.
Scenario
2: So & So calls and mentions briefly that they have a feature
story coming out or a radio appearance booked for a certain month, and
that they'd like to book something in conjunction with that. Now I'm more
interested in booking them, and probably for a better slot, because I
know they're out there working it, and that they care enough to promote
their shows.
Scenario
3: So & So calls and says "Hey, I'd like to put together a
show at your venue. Would you be willing to give me a date to book The
Super Rock Stars and The Roadies?" My policy as a booker is that if I've
worked with this person before and am confident in their professionalism,
and they can sell the other band as well, then I'm likely to let them
put together this show. But remember, if you go this route, follow up,
follow through, and be responsible - there's nothing like a cancellation
two weeks prior to a show to create a lot of extra work and hassle.
You've
confirmed your show, now what? So you know how hard it is to
get through to bookers in the first place, and now that you're actually
on the phone, it's a good idea to re-state the details as you record them.
For example: "We're confirmed for Friday January 24, 10pm set time, 8:30
load in time, 40 minute set, payment is a portion of the door, 21 and
over. Thanks, see you then." DON'T call the booker two days before the
show requesting all the details that you seem to have misplaced and expect
an instant call back! Or if you misplace the details, don't call me first.
Call the club directly to see if someone can answer your questions. Usually
the club's staff has the information you need.
So
I'm sure you get the idea, and will forgive me if I'm a bit cranky next
time……
Other
ways to increase your chances of getting booked: What do bookers want?
It goes without saying that hopefully you're making original,
interesting music. Beyond that, you want to be professional,
respect deadlines, know what you want, and know what the booker needs.
Show
bookers how their venue can benefit from having your band perform. Work
together with a booker to put on a successful show. Notice
the difference in these two approaches: "Hi I'm Val from Ramona the Pest,
do you have anything for us in March? " Versus: "Hi, I'm Val from Ramona
the Pest, do you have a moment for me to follow up about a possible gig
n March? Great…we were hoping for something towards the end of March,
and we can suggest a couple of other bands who are interested in playing
a show with us, or perhaps you have an appropriate bill in the works that
we could jump onto - say, something in the pop vein with influences ranging
from the Throwing Muses to Low." You should be able to tell which approach
I'd rather deal with.
Get
involved in your local scene by networking with other bands and putting
on interesting shows. Ramona the Pest and Hoarhound work together
each year to put on the annual Halloween murder ballad bash. Part of the
reason the show has been so successful is its unique nature. Bookers are
often receptive to these kinds of shows because it provides something
different. A booker's job is to get people into the club. If you can demonstrate
that you are motivated to promote your show, they are much more likely
to book you. And while it goes without saying… you need to promote your
shows. Promotion a whole other ball of wax that we'll cover in future
issues, along with more details about booking tours.
In
the meantime, be kind to your bookers and consider their time restraints,
but most importantly, don't give up.
Your
perseverance will pay off!
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If
there's a particular booking or promotion related question you would
like answered, feel free to send your questions to:
val@ramonathepest.com

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Unfortunately,
patience and professionalism alone won't change the fact that bookers
don't return phone calls...
If
a booker hasn't responded to your inquiry for a show on your tour, leave
a polite message saying you'll follow up with them the next time...
Be
persistent and polite!
Be
resourceful!
A
good rule of thumb to remember is that it takes a booker a minimum of
3-4 weeks to review your press kit.
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